1.) If I don't say I agree with you I am corrupt. (This applies even if I have not said I disagree with you.)
2.) If you disagree with me, I am a loser.
3.) If I don't report something I am corrupt.
4.) If I do report it, I am still corrupt.
5.) Reporters are more biased than siblings and spouses of the subjects of controversy.
6.) A crime isn't a crime if everybody is doing it.
7.) Stealing from taxpayers isn't as bad as dealing drugs.
8.) If I talk to a source you don't like, I am corrupt.
9.) If I ignore you, I am corrupt.
10.) Jurors get to decide sentences. Judges are corrupt if they don't let jurors weigh in on sentencing decisions.
I'm not saying I agree or disagree with any of this, but either way I am corrupt.